January 2011
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is that such a stretch of the imagination?
Hey little train, we’re all jumping on The train that goes to the Kingdom We’re happy, Ma, we’re having fun And the train ain’t even left the station
Hey little train, wait for me I once was blind but now I see Have you left a seat for me? Is that such a stretch of the imagination?
Hey little train, wait for me I was held in chains but now I’m free I’m...
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the parable of jesus and the liquishits
Tam: LIQUISHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
Me: jesus
had liquishits.
the night he died.
Tam: here's a newsflash
jesus died on the cross
for your sins
Me: while he had da horrible case
of liquishits.
its funny that i actually feel
horrible crushing guilt
and paranoia
when i say these things
i feel like im going to die.
Tam: jesus once said
if you guys don't get me off this cross
it's about to get
real messy
Me: and then he died
Tam: and shat
all over their gaping
awestruck
and surprised
mouths
Me: tHREE DAYS LATER
HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD
Tam: and said unto the shitmouths:
I won't say it,
and he didn't
but all of them knew
that he told them so
Me: and then thomas went over to him
and stuck his fucking hand
in his fucking side
Tam: like a G.
the end.
Me: *clap*
*clap*
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oberhofer - away frm u. song rocks my socks to...
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me: i wanted to be an engineer for a while
i dont think i knew what an engineer was
allie: i always thought it was a train driver
and my dad is one so i thought he was a space ship and train driver
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now you tell me that youre havin my baaaby,...